Severus:*I thought Mr. Ronald Weasley was piggish and ate with his mouth up the worst....* Lucius do please eat with your mouth CLOSED and please don't be a pig!! Lucius:ME?!!!! Look at Athur Weasley's son he is a pig. XD. This is funny. I love Lucius.
Lucius was glaring at someone while munching the food to vent his anger... Severus Snape : *couldn't help noticing the loud yet disturbingly anoying munching sound coming beside him* "...Lucius..." Lucius Malfoy : "Yeah?" *Continue munching so loudy without noticing* Severus Snape : "Will you stop munching like that? Where's your manners?" with this expression ---> =.="
Imagine Snape sound like his mother (probably his wife wouldn't say that)